Showing posts with label Kirby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kirby. Show all posts

Thursday, April 3, 2014

'Tis a lucky dog indeed.

On March 16 of this year, the town of Onancock held their first ever St. Patrick's Day parade. Since Chelsea's company was walking in the parade, that meant our dog, Kirby, was walking as well. So, on the day of the festivities, he got a little paint job...

He seemed a little confused by the whole thing, and had a puzzled look on his face for most of the day. Of course, when it was time to start walking and showing off, he was in the zone.

He actually did well considering all the noise and distractions. There were a bunch of other dogs around, and I know he was just going nuts wanting to meet them all. Kirby stayed focused, and led the Eastern Shore Animal Hospital to a first place trophy in the walking division.

Sometimes I wonder who was luckier, Kirby for getting adopted days before he was going to enter the "Big Sleep", or Chelsea and I, for finding the greatest dog in the world. I'm thinking we were the lucky ones.

That's right, I'm talking about you, you sly little dog.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Malakili-Beast Master

Here's Malakili, keeper of the Rancor Monster, and a washed up performer from the Circus Horrificus. He came into my possession as part of a trade with Eric, of Toyriffic fame. I've often wondered how many kids out there chose ol' Malakili over Luke Skywalker or Han Solo. Nobody wants to be the chubby guy that cries over the loss of his monster. Still, I hear he's a damn fine monster wrangler, so I decided to put him to the test. I sent Malakili into the dreaded den, to try his hand at taming the wild Kirby Monster.

"Egads! Look it the size of 'im! He's bigger than a Krayt Dragon. I bet he's twice as mean too! This one'll take some finesse."

"There's a nice fella. There ain't many monsters that can resist a good ear scratching. It's how I tamed me first Rancor. Really tough, since they haven't got much for ears."

"And 'ere we go. He's been tamed in record time. I'm startin' to doubt he's a ferocious as ye say. Seems a bit of a creampuff to me."

You keep thinking that Malakili, I've personally seen Kirby Monster taking on zombies with nary a glint of fear in his eyes. You better keep your guard up, lest you end up like Bob.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Bob vs. Kirby

Bob the Zombie decided to push his luck with Kirby the Monster...

Bob figured he would win, since he's the biggest, baddest zombie in the house. Unfortunately for him, Kirby's the biggest monster in the house..

After some quick mediation and a bunch of dog treats, Kirby decided  he didn't like the taste of zombie and let Bob go. Luckily, Airtight was nice enough to volunteer and give Bob a good cleaning after his encounter.

Real smart, dog breath

And so ends another day in the Stunt Zombie household.
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