Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Oh, it's October?

Let's talk about this jackass.


Last weekend, the wife and I had a couple of friends over for pizza and horror movies. We decided on The Babadook, which I sadly cannot recommend. It..well, it just wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. The ending just..man, I'm actually getting a little angry just thinking about it. At one point, I had to get up to go to the kitchen, and for some reason I took the long way around. Normally, the fastest route is to go straight through our dining room and "BAM!". The kitchen is right there. Well, that night I walked through the hallway, flipped on the den light, and promptly crapped my trousers. 

You see, we had just put out our Halloween decorations earlier that day, so there were numerous ghouls and ghosts strewn about the house.Out of the corner of my eye, I saw this asshole sitting there, grinning and holding his hands up as if to say, "Sorry bro, I was just standing here. In the dark. With my skull face". I flailed a bit, knocking his ass over, secure in the knowledge that an actual intruder would likely be as scared as I was at that moment. 

Thankfully my wife and friends didn't laugh at me too much. 

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    1. I know, right? With his stupid face and lame chain.

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  2. Hey, it happens to the best of us, bro. After seeing the Conjuring back when it was released I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom attached to our bedroom and, since it was summer, we had our window open. Just as I was turning the lights on the curtains swooshed in from a summer breeze. I yelled, loud enough to wake my wife. "What"s wrong?" She yelled.

    "The curtains scared me," I replied. Now, anytime I talk about a movie being frightening, my wife will remind me to not let the curtains scare me.

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    1. Haha! Oh man, I've had way too many of those moments to count.

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  3. Don't feel bad.The other day,while raking,I jumped like Mr. Furley when a falling leaf landed softly on my shoulder.

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