Monday, October 27, 2014

Stunt Zombie's seasonal beer review



Okay, so let me say that I will no longer accept any alcoholic beverage challenges. Last night taught me that beer and technology do not mix, especially on an empty stomach. In case you don't watch the video, and I don't blame you if you don't, Eric at Toyriffic challenged me on Facebook to do a seasonal beer review. My task, if I chose to accept it, was to drink a six pack of seasonal beer, then immediately blog about it. Being the trooper that I am, I gladly accepted the challenge. Sadly, things didn't go as planned, and my ability to use the camera disappeared by beer six. I didn't realize that I had only been taking photos until early this morning, when I tried to upload the video from my phone. So, this is an attempt to appease the blogging gods, and at least partially fulfill my obligation to a fellow blogger.





Terrible, right? Well, stick around while I take a quick look at each individual label.




Magic Hat Seance

This was my least favorite of the bunch. I'm not really surprised, since I have yet to like any beers from Magic Hat. This is the one beer of the bunch that didn't claim to be flavored with pumpkin or spices, but don't think for a second I'll give it any leniency for that. The label is what I like to cal "Fall Psychedelic", It's awash in oranges and yellows and browns, and it includes a few seasonal items, such as the leaves and the owl. Beyond that, it's just a hodge podge of random scribbles. It was my least favorite beer, but surprisingly not my least favorite label.


The St. George Brewing Company Pumpkinfest

They say wine is supposed to improve with age, well apparently this beer is better when it's stale. I actually remember popping the top on this one, and watching it immediately start to overflow. It just had way too much carbonation, and I think that's what affected the smell and the flavor. I'm actually liking the label, even if it is one of the plainer ones. The Jack O'Lantern morningstar looks particularly vicious, and I can only imagine it's 47 times more frightening than a normal morningstar. Most weapons don't grin at you as they're about to smash you in the face.


Starr Hill Boxcarr Pumpkin Porter
One of my favorite beers out of the bunch, but my least favorite label. Sure, they're playing on the box car theme, but this is a seasonal beer man! Put a scary moon in the background, with a wolf riding on top of the train cars. It's hard to tell because of the perspective, but that looks like it might be one big ass pumpkin next to the railroad tracks. Still, it's not enough to make me like this label.


Saranac Pumpkin Ale

This beer claimed to have so many spices, yet I couldn't taste any of them. This one was middle of the pack as far as flavor goes, but it still beat out the Boxcarr because of its label. Sure, it looks like a normal everyday Jack O'Lantern, but add those trees in the background, and it definitely feels like a Halloween appropriate beer. The carved pumpkin alone was enough to make me like this particular design. It manages to look happy, yet sinister at the same time. I only wish they had let the trees take up a bit more of the label. I want to be able to get a better view of what's going on in that scary forest.


Terrapin Pumpkinfest

This is my second favorite out of the bunch. Not only do we get Farmer Turtle harvesting a bumper pumpkin crop, but he's managed to turn one into a keg and tap it for a cool evening brew. He looks completely at peace, with that wan smile of his, as a turtle with a pumpkin full of beer should. All he has to do is sit back and relax, while he waits for his next customer. He enjoys watching folks dig through his wagon, looking for the perfect pumpkin for their house, all while he savors a nice frothy pumpkin malt beverage.


Devil's Backbone Pumpkin Hunter

This label is easily my favorite. There's so much going on, I wasn't able to get it all in one shot. Unfortunately, I didn't get it all period. Let me lay it out for you: There's a headless redneck archer riding on the back of a crazed grizzly bear, going around killing all the rogue Jack O'Lanterns. You can see one pumpkin is ready to attack, while the bear has swiped the face off the one in the foreground. These don't look like your normal everyday pumpkins either, with random thorns jutting off here and there. The rider's clothes are somewhat tattered, leading me to believe he's had one hell of a battle in this pumpkin patch. Now I'm kind of worried about Farmer Turtle's crop. Hopefully he's not selling a bunch of possessed gourds.

So, that was fun. I'll have to remember to never do it again. Happy week before Halloween to you all.

10 comments:

  1. That was awesome - you 'da man! I'm sad to think of the gold that was lost but the story alone (and the accompanying notes) make up for the lost footage.

    Good show, old chap! Good show!

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    1. Thanks Eric, glad you enjoyed it. It was actually quite a bit of fun, even if it didn't turn out the way I wanted.

      I think I might actually do a few more videos for the holiday season now.

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    2. I love beer reviews - especially the seasonal ones. I know it didn't come out the way you hoped, but it was still fun. The idea of a blog/beer challenge is AWESOME. Hope you do a holiday one too!

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    3. Thanks buddy. It's tempting, but I have to wait and see what the breweries pump out this season. Maybe I can do something on holiday cocktails.

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  2. Am not crazy about anything from Magic Hat either Chris...Oddly i didn't do any Halloween/Fall Beer tasting this year but now am thinking about it going to try my best to do up some Christmas themed beers if they have them.

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    1. I don't know what it is about Magic Hat that I don't like. The same goes for Victory, I just can't enjoy them either.

      I'm anxiously awaiting some Christmas beers. I want to see some gingerbread and peppermint worked in there somehow.

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    2. I should challenge John to do a Christmas beer video ;)

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    3. I don't have a problem with a challenge but my video making days are long passed Eric lol.

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  3. Are you trying to tell us you only have a face for radio John? lol

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  4. Great review bud...I love the artwork on the Devil's Backbone Pumpkin Hunter!

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