Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Malakili-Beast Master


Here's Malakili, keeper of the Rancor Monster, and a washed up performer from the Circus Horrificus. He came into my possession as part of a trade with Eric, of Toyriffic fame. I've often wondered how many kids out there chose ol' Malakili over Luke Skywalker or Han Solo. Nobody wants to be the chubby guy that cries over the loss of his monster. Still, I hear he's a damn fine monster wrangler, so I decided to put him to the test. I sent Malakili into the dreaded den, to try his hand at taming the wild Kirby Monster.





"Egads! Look it the size of 'im! He's bigger than a Krayt Dragon. I bet he's twice as mean too! This one'll take some finesse."



"There's a nice fella. There ain't many monsters that can resist a good ear scratching. It's how I tamed me first Rancor. Really tough, since they haven't got much for ears."


"And 'ere we go. He's been tamed in record time. I'm startin' to doubt he's a ferocious as ye say. Seems a bit of a creampuff to me."

You keep thinking that Malakili, I've personally seen Kirby Monster taking on zombies with nary a glint of fear in his eyes. You better keep your guard up, lest you end up like Bob.

10 comments:

  1. Ha! Nice work. I never had Malakilli down as being from Gloucester...

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    1. Thank you Joe. I figured he'd have some kind of accent, I just guessed on what it would be:-p

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  2. Cute little dog! I have two little dogs myself and just love them.

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    1. Thanks John. You should show your dogs sometime.

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  3. That is one adorable pup!I have a little black shaggy ugly one.

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    1. Thank you. I think we did well for picking out a mutt.

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  4. Haha awesome!

    The Rancor was one of my favorite toys as a kid, but I never had his keeper back then. Nor did I have a desire to.

    Geek confession: I also didn't own a single Han Solo. I was always a Luke man.

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    1. Ooh, the Rancor was one of my favorites. He was part of my monstrous trinity, Inhumanoids Tendril, Knockoff Godzilla, and Star Wars Rancor.

      Nothing wrong with being a Luke man. I think he got more cool variations than Han anyway.

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